YOU should CHOOSE: The Mrs. Bret Michaels edition

serving up unpleasant decisions because 2007!
We haven’t done a YOU should select publish in a hot minute! This is method overdue.

Sooo…what is YOU should CHOOSE?

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It’s just a game I utilized to play with my BFF, Naaman, at work when we got truly bored. You present two truly messed-up scenarios as well as make your good friend select between the two, mwahahahahaha!

Yeah, it’s quite dumb… however it’s so much fun!

Brace yourself now, since YOU should CHOOSE!! just leave your answers in the comments.

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Scenario #1

All of your teeth have to be filed down to razor-sharp fangs (they’d look precisely like the fangs the vamps had in 30 Days of Night) as well as stay that method for the rest of your life…

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You have to marry Bret Michaels, who in this situation is a polygamist as well as you’re other half number three of eight. You likewise have absolutely no possibility of escape/divorce.

YOU should CHOOSE!

Scenario #2

You have to spend your entire wedding event day with additional large, additional obnoxious rollers in your hair, to ensure that when you walk down the aisle, smile as well as say, “I Do,” BAM! — you’re using those big-@ss rollers in all of the pics (and you can’t take them out or cover them with anything)…

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You can spend the rest of your life with a thick carpet of wiry, luxurious hair on both of your butt cheeks. as well as it grows truly quick (when you shave at night, it’s back in full force by the next morning).

YOU should CHOOSE!

Scenario #3

You have to get two long-term brow tattoos, where one side is thick like Groucho Marx’s, as well as the other is pencil thin…

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You have to tattoo the names of all of your exes across your left boob in a listing titled, “This is a listing of all of my exes,” as well as it has to be written in 24-point Comic Sans.

YOU should CHOOSE!

Scenario #4

You have to provide up living with/assisting animals for the rest of your life (that implies no animals at all)…

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You have to provide up using makeup forever.

YOU should CHOOSE!

Seriously, that last one? Either option would break my heart.

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Слияние To play, just copy the listing as well as paste it with your answers in the comments.

1. Vampire teeth or Mrs. Bret Michaels the Third?
2. wedding event day rollers or hairy butt cheeks?
3. two different brow tattoos or your exes on your boob?
4. provide up animals or makeup forever?